me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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- *alien starts abducting me with their spaceship*
- Me: woah woah woah. Hold on. Let me ask my mom about this first.
- Alien: that's okay, take your time.
- Me: thanks. *shouts* MOM, CAN I GET ABDUCTED BY THIS ALIEN?!?!
- Mom: *shouts back* YEA SURE, JUST BE BACK BEFORE DINNER!!
- Me: aight man. She said it's cool.
- Alien: cool
no one will even touch me
doesn’t end well for me
is it even worth me living
only things that lead to me shutting everyone out
No one wants me
CAN SOMEONE JUST HUG ME
a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs
Some real creepy shit, get your fix.
- 1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
- No
- 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
- Yes
- 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
- Today, 10/12/2018
- 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
- Awkwardly yeah
- 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- I wish
- 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
- Yes.
- 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
- shorts
- 8. How often do you listen to music?
- Everyday
- 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
- jeans
- 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2020?
- I HOPE SO
- 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
- Anti-social as fuck
- 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
- Probs
- 13. What about ‘R’?
- Again, probs
- 14. Can you drive a stick shift?
- Barely
- 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
- Kinda
- 16. Are you going out of town soon?
- nope
- 17. When was the last time you cried?
- Today
- 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
- Yeh
- 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
- Go purple
- 20. Is there a girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- Yeh.
- 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
- Lack of sex
- 22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
- ………..
- 23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
- Nope.
- 24. What are you sitting on right now?
- My chair
- 25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
- Nope
- 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- Life tbh
- 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
- T
- 28. Do you get a lot of colds?
- Yeh
- 29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
- ASOS
- 30. Does anyone hate you?
- Pros
- 31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
- Yup
- 32. Do you like watching scary movies?
- With company
- 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
- Nah
- 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
- I wouldn't
- 35. Did you have a dream last night?
- Maybe
- 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 10 months ago
- 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- Highly doubt it
- 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- Nah.
- 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- Why would they lmao
- 40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
- Yes
- 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
- Nope
- 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
- Yes
- 43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- Not sure if they meant it but idk
- 44. What’s the best part about school?
- Easy
- 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
- Yes
- 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
- I Did
- 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
- Every night meht
- 48. Were you single over the last summer?
- Yup
- 49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
- Nope its way more fucked
- 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
- Sleeping
- 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
- Nah
- 52. Are you nice to everyone?
- Depends
- 53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- Yh.
- 54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- Easily
- 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- Too good
- 56. Do you think you like someone?
- Not sure
- 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
- kool
- 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
- The female population
- 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
- maybe idk
- 60. Do you hate anyone?
- No
- 61. How’s your heart?
- Torn, you?
- 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
- There's a few
- 63. Have you ever cried over a girl?
- Maybe, maybe not.
- 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
- Houdini
- 65. Are your toenails painted pink?
- YH M8
- 66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
- Lets hope it aint
- 67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
- weird flex but ok
- 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
- yep
- 69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
- T
- 70. How do you look right now?
- Like hagrid
- 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
- Yes.
- 72. Can you commit to one person?
- Sure
- 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
- Yes.
- 74. Have you ever felt replaced?
- Yup
- 75. Did you wake up cranky?
- Aye just a bit
- 76. Are you a jealous person?
- Dunno
- 77. Are relationships ever worth it?
- Wouldn't know
- 78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
- Kinda
- 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
- Sure
- 80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
- Wake up
- 81. Last person you cried in front of?
- Who cares
- 82. Is there someone you will never forget?
- T
- 83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
- Well its complicated
- 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
- Hopefully sleeping
- 85. Are you over your past?
- Not really
- 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
- Yeah, doesn't end well trust.
- 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
- Yh, T
- 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- I would drop kick em first
- 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
- Maybe
- 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- Yeh
- 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
- If wishes were true
- 92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
- yep
- 93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
- close but no cigar
- 94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
- Nope
- 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
- Didn't know anyone
- 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
- Way too attractive
- 97. Who do you have texts from?
- Society
- 98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- Kool
- 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- yeh
- 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
- A tree
- 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
- Surprisingly yes
- 102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
- Just the one